Sir, I've asked you once already. Stop dumping your excess paperwork on my desk with notes asking me to forge your signature. It is unethical and people are starting to suspect things.
. . . That, and I'm getting really, really tired of trying to read your handwriting. I may have spelling problems, but at least my handwriting is legible.
Growls at world in general.
If the Colonel can light up with rage, I should at least be allowed to light a cigarette. It's safer, for one. Less likely that there will be dead bodies later.
As of such, would whoever stole my lighter please return it?
Goes back to digging through desk drawers, unlit cigarette clenched tight between teeth.